Here is something I'm fairly sure no one is talking about.

There is a general belief that the black men have bigger penises. Whether this is true or not, it is a widely held belief. It is also a common accusation that men sometimes ‘think with the little head, rather than the big one.’

That being said, I think it's going to boil down to Obama vs. McCain. I don't think Ron Paul has any media attention to get enough votes. I also don't think the public has enough sense to not vote for McCain.

Since the Arms Race of the eighties was simply a big ‘pissing contest’, it is reasonable to assume that for leaders of military countries, an ICBM, with a ‘potent’ warhead is analogous to their perception of their own penis. Big missiles, big guns, it’s all phallic in nature. So now we have a stockpile of nuclear weapons that no one in their right mind is willing to use.

Haven’t we all seen some aging bald guy with a cheap toupee driving a Corvette with the top down? Do we not all know that he’s compensating for something? Why does Donald Trump build huge ass buildings?

Do we really want someone with a small cock in the White House? I think a president who is happy with his penis size would be less likely to attack a foreign country and start a war. A president who is content with his penis would care more about what goes on at home rather than try to over extend his budget and his reach in a foreign land.

So if Bush attacks Iran, what do you think the root cause will be?

Many people have made the comparison between Barack Obama and John F. Kennedy. Kennedy was able to avoid war with the Soviet Union, which back then was a more of a real threat to the United States than Iraq or Iran is today. I don't think it was Kennedy's confidence in his own dick size that directly prevented war, but I do think a man with a smaller dick would be more eager to fire the first shot. Remember, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

In addition, you would have to be packing to land Marilyn Monroe. It can’t simply be the ‘allure of the Oval Office’. If that were actually the case, then Richard Nixon would have hooked up with Raquel Welch.

I’m willing to bet that Barack Obama, if he really wanted to, could hook up with Beyonce. And if he did the public would forgive him. After all, impeachment proceedings failed against Bill Clinton and that was just a blow job from a random intern. I don't think the public would tolerate another such expensive and fruitless debacle. We can’t even get impeachment proceedings started against Bush and Cheney.

Obama is a grammy winning speaker. He has linguistic skills. A leader with that kind of persuasive ability would have the sort of verbal prowess to diffuse a volatile situation with diplomacy. An idiot would run in with the biggest gun he had, shoot first and shoot everyone and let God sort out the bodies.

Remember Will Smith in Men in Black? He thought first and took only one carefully planned shot.

McCain wants to be in Iraq for 100 years. This is unacceptable. No one in their right mind wants to occupy and control a foreign land and call it 'bringing them democracy.'

So seriously, think about their dicks, and how it influences their behavior.

Which little head do you want running our country?

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Will - Hmmm... IP:75.62.2.194 | 2008-02-17 02:49:59 That's all good, but wouldn't you rather bypass the whole little head thing and put Hillary in the White House? Reply | Quote

Sheff - You never know IP:70.180.207.2 | 2008-02-18 13:24:06 Did you ever see 'The Crying Game?' Reply | Quote

Lilyruth - Obama rama should be a preache IP:4.230.87.102 | 2008-02-21 23:27:15 He can talk the talk and he can walk the walk but come on he do better at a Preachers job all the shouting and Promises of the Promise land hes making NOOO Way is Obama rama the man for the white house he could have his dick swinging down to his knees Thats not gonna get it! Vote for Hillery she is the Lady for President. Reply | Quote

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