Here is something I'm fairly sure no one is talking about.

There is a general belief that the black men have bigger penises. Whether this is true or not, it is a widely held belief. It is also a common accusation that men sometimes ‘think with the little head, rather than the big one.’

That being said, I think it's going to boil down to Obama vs. McCain. I don't think Ron Paul has any media attention to get enough votes. I also don't think the public has enough sense to not vote for McCain.

Since the Arms Race of the eighties was simply a big ‘pissing contest’, it is reasonable to assume that for leaders of military countries, an ICBM, with a ‘potent’ warhead is analogous to their perception of their own penis. Big missiles, big guns, it’s all phallic in nature. So now we have a stockpile of nuclear weapons that no one in their right mind is willing to use.

Haven’t we all seen some aging bald guy with a cheap toupee driving a Corvette with the top down? Do we not all know that he’s compensating for something? Why does Donald Trump build huge ass buildings?

Do we really want someone with a small cock in the White House? I think a president who is happy with his penis size would be less likely to attack a foreign country and start a war. A president who is content with his penis would care more about what goes on at home rather than try to over extend his budget and his reach in a foreign land.

So if Bush attacks Iran, what do you think the root cause will be?

According to the Wikipedia, Big Bird of Sesame Street is operated by a puppeteer named Caroll Edwin Spinney, a man born in 1933. Supposedly, he has been operating Big Bird since 1969. There are three elements that need the attention of the puppeteer, the head, the left hand and the right hand. The right hand supposedly is stuffed and hangs loosely from a clear fishing line. So when the left hand goes down, the right hand goes up. This leaves the puppeteer’s right hand free to articulate the head.

I was watching an episode of Sesame Street where Big Bird was playing hide and go seek with Ernie on a magic beanstock. I thought that these chroma key elements in the show were there for budgetary reasons. It’s easier to animate a few frames to simulate speech than it is to build a whole new puppet with will be used only for one segment. The other purpose of using the chroma key technique is to enable a second puppeteer to control the right hand. I don’t think that this is completely the case.

I find it hard to believe that a 75 year old man can roller skate, ice skate, sing and dance all at the same time while operating a puppet.

I think I have deduced the secret of how Caroll Spinney does it. I believe that Spinney has a secret twin brother that he conceals in his abdomen, like Quato from Total Recall. It’s the only way that one man can do so many things simultaneously. So while Spinney operates the head and left hand, his Quato is free to articulate the movements of the right hand. Even well known puppeteers like Jim Henson and Frank Oz refused to portray the character of Big Bird, not because they didn’t like playing full body characters but rather, they were physically unable to do it.

Think about it. Once Spinney is in the Big Bird costume, he can set his Quato free, without being seen by the public. When he gets out of the costume, he just hides his Quato again.

The message of Sesame Street is that we must all live in peace in an urban environment. In that world the city is free of racial tension. We all know that is not the case.